yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
