what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
