i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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