Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
i think my cat just said my name.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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