she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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