I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Damn victory sex feels great
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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