Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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