Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
don't judge my taste in strippers
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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