She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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