Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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