If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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