Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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