You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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