I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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