White coat. Heels.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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