I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I have post one night stand depression
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