He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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