i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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