Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I think weed is turning my hair brown
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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