your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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