I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
