4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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