It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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