Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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