Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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