there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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