FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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