My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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