I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Randomize
