Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Mom said you looked used
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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