You're my little dorito
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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