What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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