is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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