HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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