Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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