We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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