I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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