At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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