Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Randomize
