so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The feeling are messing with the penis
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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