At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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