When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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