K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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