No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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