I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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