Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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