If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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