The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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