I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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