Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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