i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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